Volume 1 Issue 3

*How NOT to send a Newsletter
Thanks to all who passed along their well wishes and advice. I think I've almost gotten into the swing of writing my own newsletter. Two things I've learned:

Be patient-only hit the "send" button once. Otherwise people will receive your newsletter two or three times. Sorry about that.

When people send you an email that starts out "Who the hell are you?" don't bother responding 'cause it was a rhetorical question.

Like anything else, this newsletter is a work in progress. I'm sure I'll make other mistakes as the months go on, and I hope you all hang in there. I'll try to keep it as painless as possible.

*What's New
My big news is that I'm buying a condo. I'm finally making a step toward actual adulthood. Escrow closes at the end of the month but I'm already packing. I'll be moving from Studio City to Long Beach, cutting my daily commute down from an hour and change to 45 seconds. It's a good thing.

Now instead of just paying rent I'll be scrounging monthly to put together a crippling mortgage payment that will ensure my enslavement to the corporate world. Thank you golden handcuffs.